Jordanski

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

by Y0rdan September 9, 2019

like Jordans on Saturday

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.

You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

by TronaNon January 21, 2008

JordansNut

A bad bitch. PERIOT.

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by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.

deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

by bro from anuda mo November 30, 2010

bootleg jordans

Fake wanna be jordan

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans

by uglyprince October 20, 2015

no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.

A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!

by Official-Notary: Nite March 25, 2009

jordanuniverse

A type of game player that is super casual and doesn't seem to care about anyone but himself.

jordanuniverse#8988 is a Real Supreme Casual #NMRSC, please don't be like this guy.

by Atlas19kilo July 27, 2018