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like Jordans on Saturday 

Describes a hot, desirable, much anticipated item; an item that one would go to great lengths to obtain. Original usage referred to Michael Jordan's signature basketball shoes, which are released on Saturdays. Long lines of people hoping to be the first on the block to sport the new Jays can form outside shoe stores early on Saturday mornings.
You're like Jordans on Saturday, I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

Jordan+Kalyn 

A loving couple. The perfect couple. Together these two people define perfection. When you see them you think "she is so lucky" and "he is so lucky." Together they tackle the world knowing that together, together they can accomplish anything.
look at those two over there aren't they so cute
yeah thats Jordan+Kalyn

NO WAY i knew i recognized them!
Jordan+Kalyn by Ravizzone January 18, 2011

bootleg jordans

bitch gone somewhere wit those bootleg jordans
bootleg jordans by uglyprince October 20, 2015

no jordans

A phrase used to address someone who makes excuses for not going places.
A: Hey, you wanna come over?

B: Nah, I can't, I'm too tired...

A: No jordans!