jordanesque
jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004
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jordanesque
Guy: That Benihana chef is doing some crazy ass tricks with my food, I hope he doesn't drop it all on the ground.
Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
Guy2: Yeah he's probably been practicing that his whole life. Jordanesque.
jordanesque by sam cassell April 11, 2011
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Jordaneske
To have a performance, most commonly on the basketball court, that is very amazing and in turn reminds one of Michael Jordan.
Two men are playing basketball and one pulls off an awesome dunk to cap off a 60 point game.
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"
"Dawg you were playing jordaneske! Those skills were crazy!"
Jordaneske by Cody Ridge July 12, 2007
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