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One in a million. The sexiest man ever!!!!!!!!!!!strong and family oriented. calm in the streets but a freak in the sheets! joralbert is kind of an asshole but sweet like sugar. Does not like to repeat what he says. Enjoys movies and chill nights but can drink like a truck driver. Great dancer. Can’t hear shit. The kind of man to make you scream. kinda smelly. if you are lucky to meet a joralbert in your life pick his nose!

OMG! There goes Joralbert! He’s so sexy!

WOW, I’ve never seen a man as dreamy as joralbert!

“JORALBERT!” I SAID YOU SMELL!

joralbert by smellycelly October 5, 2023

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jorbert

another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.

I'm away for a jorbert!

jorbert by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007

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joralbert • joalbert • Jalbert • Joelbert • Johnalbert • jorbert • JoseAlberto • Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert • jan-albert

Jalbert

Jalbert is a mixture or ship of Albert (Flamingo/AlbertsStuff) and Jake (Jayingee)

Who even ships Jalbert anymore? Damn thats gay.

Jalbert by The_Condutor February 20, 2019

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Joelbert

Absolute chad of a man

This man is so amazing and can get anyone he wants

Girl 1: Joelbert 😍
Guy 1: Joelbert 😍
Girl 2: Joelbert 😍
Guy 2: Joelbert 😍

Joelbert by Brinflakes_the_guy_who_knows December 16, 2021

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Jalbert

The Embodiment of Cool. A weird individual indeed, He acts very weird, but still is accepted by many people. The Jalberts are typically Filipino.

He's Probably a Jalbert

Jalbert by RAWRRAWRIMMACAKE March 16, 2011

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joalbert

the sweetest most caring man in the whole wide world. he’s so considerate of other peoples feelings & he cares so much about helping people. he is so fucking sexy literally makes you cum just by looking at his face. the best boyfriend you could ask for, every girl in this world wants a joalbert

“ look at joalbert and his girlfriend”
“ she is the luckiest girl on the planet! “

joalbert by chuchimakeitboom August 14, 2022

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JoseAlberto

Really good looking guy, with pretty eyes and a nice body shape.All the girls like him, and a ladies man

JoseAlberto took my girlfriend

JoseAlberto by Urban definition#2 November 21, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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