The one, the only professional John Egbert hater, idk why they hate him John Egbert is amazing. He is very dedicated to the art of “Hating John Egbert” regardless

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johnegberthater

The leader of the John Egbert Haters and by far the most powerful. Anyone who comes into contact with this being of mass power will automatically despise john egbert. Those who don’t won’t last long.
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you almost hate john egbert as much as johnegberthater does!!!

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JoseAlberto

Really good looking guy, with pretty eyes and a nice body shape.All the girls like him, and a ladies man

JoseAlberto took my girlfriend

JoseAlberto by Urban definition#2 November 21, 2021

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JohnRobertdean

The only one that is truly the reason money and love is so lucky.

He is good luck and blesses everyone with a good mans prescences.

Simply the Ω1

I honestly would be able to be normal if I was a johnrobertdean
That is just the highest honor.
-The president of the us government

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joalbert

the sweetest most caring man in the whole wide world. he’s so considerate of other peoples feelings & he cares so much about helping people. he is so fucking sexy literally makes you cum just by looking at his face. the best boyfriend you could ask for, every girl in this world wants a joalbert

“ look at joalbert and his girlfriend”
“ she is the luckiest girl on the planet! “

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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