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the sweetest most caring man in the whole wide world. he’s so considerate of other peoples feelings & he cares so much about helping people. he is so fucking sexy literally makes you cum just by looking at his face. the best boyfriend you could ask for, every girl in this world wants a joalbert

“ look at joalbert and his girlfriend”
“ she is the luckiest girl on the planet! “

joalbert by chuchimakeitboom August 14, 2022

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Jalbert

Jalbert is a mixture or ship of Albert (Flamingo/AlbertsStuff) and Jake (Jayingee)

Who even ships Jalbert anymore? Damn thats gay.

Jalbert by The_Condutor February 20, 2019

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Joelbert

Absolute chad of a man

This man is so amazing and can get anyone he wants

Girl 1: Joelbert 😍
Guy 1: Joelbert 😍
Girl 2: Joelbert 😍
Guy 2: Joelbert 😍

Joelbert by Brinflakes_the_guy_who_knows December 16, 2021

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Jalbert

The Embodiment of Cool. A weird individual indeed, He acts very weird, but still is accepted by many people. The Jalberts are typically Filipino.

He's Probably a Jalbert

Jalbert by RAWRRAWRIMMACAKE March 16, 2011

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joralbert

One in a million. The sexiest man ever!!!!!!!!!!!strong and family oriented. calm in the streets but a freak in the sheets! joralbert is kind of an asshole but sweet like sugar. Does not like to repeat what he says. Enjoys movies and chill nights but can drink like a truck driver. Great dancer. Can’t hear shit. The kind of man to make you scream. kinda smelly. if you are lucky to meet a joralbert in your life pick his nose!

OMG! There goes Joralbert! He’s so sexy!

WOW, I’ve never seen a man as dreamy as joralbert!

“JORALBERT!” I SAID YOU SMELL!

joralbert by smellycelly October 5, 2023

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Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert

Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted

That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert by Oscar (mrs Jalberts class) April 30, 2024

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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