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joalbert 

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the sweetest most caring man in the whole wide world. he’s so considerate of other peoples feelings & he cares so much about helping people. he is so fucking sexy literally makes you cum just by looking at his face. the best boyfriend you could ask for, every girl in this world wants a joalbert
“ look at joalbert and his girlfriend
“ she is the luckiest girl on the planet! “
joalbert by chuchimakeitboom August 14, 2022
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Jalbert 

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Jalbert is a mixture or ship of Albert (Flamingo/AlbertsStuff) and Jake (Jayingee)
Who even ships Jalbert anymore? Damn thats gay.
Jalbert by The_Condutor February 20, 2019

Joelbert 

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Absolute chad of a man

This man is so amazing and can get anyone he wants
Girl 1: Joelbert 😍
Guy 1: Joelbert 😍
Girl 2: Joelbert 😍
Guy 2: Joelbert 😍

Jalbert 

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The Embodiment of Cool. A weird individual indeed, He acts very weird, but still is accepted by many people. The Jalberts are typically Filipino.
He's Probably a Jalbert
Jalbert by RAWRRAWRIMMACAKE March 16, 2011

joralbert

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One in a million. The sexiest man ever!!!!!!!!!!!strong and family oriented. calm in the streets but a freak in the sheets! joralbert is kind of an asshole but sweet like sugar. Does not like to repeat what he says. Enjoys movies and chill nights but can drink like a truck driver. Great dancer. Can’t hear shit. The kind of man to make you scream. kinda smelly. if you are lucky to meet a joralbert in your life pick his nose!
OMG! There goes Joralbert! He’s so sexy!

WOW, I’ve never seen a man as dreamy as joralbert!

“JORALBERT!” I SAID YOU SMELL!
joralbert by smellycelly October 5, 2023

Dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert 

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Ashlyn and Lindsay both fall into this category they can mist commonly be found munchin on hot cheetos and carring stanleys i belive they are restarted
That dumb ass yapper in the class of jalbert makes me want to kill myself
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