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Joubert
A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.
We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.
Joubert by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011
Joubert
To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
jirberto
He’s “one of a kind”.. very “special” in a way. He loves Doritos.. Some people would get him mixed up with a “mexican Brito”
jirberto by Danasia is bae June 13, 2020
joebert
An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Joubert Scale
When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
Joubert Scale by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
jobert
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