by lilfisha October 19, 2025
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'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
by xanderiom June 8, 2023
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by Phatmac February 15, 2005
Get the Jooky mug.First coined by Niko from the youtube channel Corridor Digital in their Lan Party episode of Mario Chase, This term is used when someone makes it out of an extraordinarily sticky situation.
by austinbro217 December 19, 2012
Get the Jook'd mug.Style of hip hop Music created in the Tampa bay area, based off of "Bounce", "Booty/ bass music" and some "Dance hall reggae" elements, not to be confused with another style of music in Chicago called juke music.
ealiest known track was in 98' with the release of the "Uway Jive" track "My Neck, My back", wich Female rapper Khia, made a female response to, and sold gold.
Popular "Jook Music" artist include :
Strizzo
Tom G
Young Fella
Rated R
Tampa Tony
uway Jive
Cristol
Crazy
& Khia
ealiest known track was in 98' with the release of the "Uway Jive" track "My Neck, My back", wich Female rapper Khia, made a female response to, and sold gold.
Popular "Jook Music" artist include :
Strizzo
Tom G
Young Fella
Rated R
Tampa Tony
uway Jive
Cristol
Crazy
& Khia
by F.C.F. May 5, 2006
Get the Jook music mug.1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.
Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.
Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.
Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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