Peanits

A dirty sounding word for peanuts.

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-

by Bawk bawk September 26, 2010

Peanits

A way to refer to the male penis.

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by Placuch May 20, 2024

Peanits

A penis, phallus, shaft, wiener, cock, etc.

Guy: I'm in the stripped club, straight up jroking my peanits, and by "it", well, heh, let's justr say, my peanits.

Normal sane person: What the fuck are you talking about

by Insomnrachnd July 27, 2024

Peanits

Its like when uhhhh....
Peanits is like penius butt when in some tweet

Me:Jorking my peanits
Mom: Hi

by Peanotsjorker November 25, 2024

peanits

slang for penis, aka your penile function.

Bro, Did you see the way his peanits looked when he was jorkin it?

by pp hard123 May 22, 2024

peanits

a human organ used for “jorkin it”

“in the stripped club, straight up “jorkin it” and by “it” haha well let’s just say… my peanits

by splatic May 4, 2024

peanits

the skin that connects your ear to your head

“i am touching my peanits”

by thou peanit toucher May 28, 2024