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Dood 1- did you see that girl

Dood2- yeah she is a total jontil
Jontil by Iguesd May 22, 2016
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Jentille 

When you're below Frances' IQ standard and ask the best french speaking student is it jentille with a j
Airotciv: is it jentille with a j?
Ayinraf: no you dumb fuck
Jentille by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020
Jonila has an unhealthy obsession with toads, frogs and rats. She is incredibly creative and a really talented artist, if she trys to deny it just know she is lying. She is shy when you first talk to her but when she warms up to you she is the purist most wholesome human ever. She is the second most adorable living thing, the first most adorable thing is her cat which can never be beaten on the adorable living things tier list. She’s a bit of a weeb but a cool one. If you find one in the wild make sure to treasure her, Jonila's are very rare to come by.
Person: What's a Jonila?
Other Person: You don't know? She's the second most adorable living thing on the adorable living things tier list

jentille 

An amazing sweet caring funny girl. She can always make you happy even if you are in the worst mood. She has many emotions even though she is good at hiding it with her beautiful smile. She has so many friends that love her. She is so hard not to love because she is an amazing friend to all people. Overall Jentille is an amazing person who cares about everyone.
Jentille is an amazing girl , she is one of my best friends.
jentille by SDur276 January 22, 2018
A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.
jonti by em January 9, 2004

jentille 

she's a whole ass crackhead, she's beautiful, kind, and every once in a while petty. but she's always a keeper. love her
jentille - bro it's my turn in monopoly!
dude 1 - no it's not!
dude 2 - damn sit the fuck down
jentille - bItCh GiMmE tHe DiCe
dude 1 - UR A WHOREEEE
jentille by kante25whore October 18, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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