jonmac 

The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.

Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"

jonmac by Malcolm July 19, 2004

Jonacide 

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.

1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

Jonacide by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009

jonmcc33 

The epitome of faggotry, has been banned from rage3d numerous times, and enjoys sucking horse penis while having sex with his dog.

similar adjectives: queer, ape, monkey, pig head, george bush

jonmcc33 by jonmcc37 August 14, 2004

Jonacaust 

the mass murder of all Jonas Brothers fans and Jonas Brothers, believed to happen in the near future

Dude the Jonas Brothers are the most incredibly gay people on this Earth, I sure hope the Jonacaust comes soon.

Jonacaust by Tori H. June 28, 2009

Joemacia 

Run by a leader called Joe

"joemacia"

Joemacia by Joe's slave March 27, 2019

Joemacia 

Just allow it

" I went to joemacia"

Joemacia by Joe's slave March 27, 2019

jonmichael 

The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words

sexy hot taken= jonmichael

jonmichael by J.M.H November 27, 2013