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Jonacide
The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.
2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.
1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Why?
Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!
Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)
No, The Jonas Brothers!
Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...
2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?
Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!
(Stab, eat the body)
Jonacide by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009
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jonmichael
The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words
jonmichael by J.M.H November 27, 2013
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