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jonmichael 

The most sexy man on earth. If you don't hop on the band-wagon ; You'll surely miss out on all the sexiness. This guy is surely taken by a "SEXY GIRL". So don't try at all. Don't even think about it...He is like the sun and everybody evolves around him. He is also obsessed with sloths... and he likes hashtagging #words
sexy hot taken= jonmichael
jonmichael by J.M.H November 27, 2013
Words you can keep
Jamicheal is a preett boii he normally don't like to fight but if u mess wit him or his FAM u messed up. He loves girls he could be a little crybaby some times but hes fine and great. He has an big giant cock.
Girl I had a jamichael last night he blew my back out.
Jamichael by Hadlesboiii November 20, 2019

JohnMichael 

JohnMichael is a chickmagnet, attracts goodlooking mamas, loves milk, easygoing guy thats well dressed, drinks bottles
1. wow.. all the girls love JohnMichael.
2. JohnMichael is soo handsome.
JohnMichael by his maker January 6, 2010

Janmichael 

Janmichael is a nice and charming man who does what true friends ask them to do. He also has a lot of sex. He gets all the girls and has brown hair and brown eyes
Janmichael you are so charming
Janmichael by Janmichael November 28, 2018
Jamichael a Handsome person smart and kind person and he is emotional about things But he is a gentleman
You need a Jamichael
Jamichael by A6zywhw hi aixisusu November 7, 2019

jermichael 

Good at sex

Love his friends

A lot of sex
Sexy
Pulls girls
Funny

Fun
Look at jermichael
jermichael by Jermichael November 17, 2017

JohnMichaely 

A sexuality were you are sexualy attracted to almost anything
If you like a puppet a mouse and a baloon you might be JohnMichaely
JohnMichaely by Jskzjdjdjdjd June 16, 2019
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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