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he’s very attractive and always keeps conversation interesting. he’s funny and can make you laugh with the most random of comments. girls are intrigued by his handsome look and calm demeanor but never know if he’s interested in them. his sweet personality makes him easy to get along with and a person that you’ll immediately vibe with and want to be friends with. if you meet a jonmark keep him close and he’ll be an amazing friend.
guy: My friend Jonmark is coming too
girl: oooh okay i’m excited! 😏
jonmark by cobblerplate November 24, 2021
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A pice of shit individual who is barley a man who has a girl penis and albino gorilla nipples .he usually has gross nappy hair down there .old historians call it a lost relic but most people from modern societies just say that’s plain fucking nasty .usually has a humungo Jew nose with the powers of Kirby .be weary, this creature can eat you up whole with his dried out snatch
Hey it’s jonmark
jonmark by Xxtenthois May 14, 2018
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A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.
"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."
Johnmark by brotips101 February 3, 2013

JhonMark 

JhonMark: Pussy Lover , It is a name came from the word Juan and Marko it means Handsome.
JhonMark is Handsome
JhonMark by Unicohijo. June 7, 2021
a ship between johnny and mark from nct. they have extremely good chemistry you can see they care for each other and they are always having a good time. they are just so cute!!
omg did you see johnmark’s part in superhuman it was so cute!
johnmark by dandy_boy March 25, 2021
Joemark is dat dude over there with them kurt sunglasses dancing to september, or known as BIG BOI by his wrestling buddy edward
*joemark walks by*
Edward: BIG BOI
joemark by Datogthiccboi May 19, 2018

jhonmark 

Jhonmark is a type of guy that everybody love. He is kind , intelligent and very generous. He loves taking pictures of nature , pets and especially himself. People are intimidated of his looks and how he dress. He is sometimes hard headed . People often misunderstood him for being sensitive .
Wow! He looks so sexy! His name must be Jhonmark
jhonmark by Artxx June 7, 2021
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