18 definitions by Malcolm

When you insult Malcolm, and he dishes it right back at ya! malcolmed
by Malcolm October 27, 2003
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a. Intoxicated with alcohol liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties
b. Caused or influenced by intoxication

also known as:
Adjectives drunk, tipsy; intoxicated; inebrious, inebriate, inebriated; in one's cups; in a state of intoxicationn.; temulent, temulentive; fuddled, mellow, cut, boozy, fou, fresh, merry, elevated; flustered, disguised, groggy, beery; top-heavy; potvaliant, glorious; potulent; squiffy; overcome, overtaken; whittled, screwed, tight, primed, corned, raddled, sewed up, lushy, nappy, muddled, muzzy, obfuscated, maudlin; crapulous, dead drunk.
by Malcolm November 29, 2003
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A mappy is a word created to describe an african american woman with extremely nappy hair.
Ohhhh mahhh gawdddd, look at her, she is soooo mappy, I cant beleive this shit
by Malcolm January 30, 2005
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The act of bedding three different women in any 24 hour period.
Guy 1 "Hey man, what you doin' tonight?"

Guy 2 "Nuthin much, jus' bangin' Chrystal"

Guy 1 "Fo' real. You finna get your jonmac bro!"

Guy 2 "Shamone, I'm the Mo Fo Man!"

Guy 1 "Word"
by Malcolm July 19, 2004
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A Live Monster Fighting Tournament consisting of grown men wearing made up Japanese monster suits beating the crap out of eachother in a steal cage. AKA - Pure Awesomeness
"Kaiju Big Battel is coming to Town!"
by Malcolm January 25, 2004
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Our vehicles is long enough to stash the street-sweeper, this shit gon' get uglier than a Master P sneaker
by Malcolm February 18, 2004
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Male sexual fluids. Semen.
She drank down his candy rain.
by Malcolm January 26, 2004
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