joemack Share definition Flag The type of bloke to be 5 min early due to the length of his freakishly sized nose. Has horse legs and a horsecock. straight up a weird lookin fella. Quemars: God damn i thought my nose was weird! That Joemack is a real freak wit it! joemack by JonNokesSlopfest69 February 16, 2022 Get the joemack mug.