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A jonjina is a penis that is so infestissimally small in width and girth that it resembles a large clitoris rather than an actual dick; and so resembles a vagina
Jon Weldons dick is so teeny, its not a dick its a jongina.
jongina by Polynesian Savior et.al. December 21, 2004
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"Kim jongin is a literal god that god sent down to bless us mere peasants with. His smile is the equivalent to the sun and he possesses more beauty than michelangelo's sistine chapel. His laugh is like bright bubbles of happiness and joy, and it's really cute when he laughs to the point where you can hear each individual 'ha' in his laugh, he's probably living his best life and we love that for him. A perfectionist who's very hard on himself but shouldn't be since he has all the talent in the world at his disposal, dancing so beautiful and sharp. He has a way with moving his body that it conveys emotion and a story in each of his dances, such a strong stage presence that he even acknowledges the personality change he was taught to convey on stage when he dances. Kim Jongin, Kim Kai, same person. A love for dogs and teddy bears, homie is someone you just have to love bc lets be honest everyone loves Jonginnie."
kim jongin is the living embodiment of untouchable perfection n thats the tea
Jongin by aidensrk September 21, 2018
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The main dancer of South Korean boy group "EXO" insanely handsome and talented. Will literally kill you with his smirk.
Jongin is such an amazing dancer, he definitely belongs in EXO!
Jongin by Exokaitrash May 27, 2017
Jorgina is a super rare girl, she is beautiful and stunning unlike the other girls. She has tons of talents from A to Z, she is very sporty and has really good grades. She is the most popular girl in school and only pics boys if she wants them, she is hottest girl with the best body. She will never show her feelings around her friends. She will put on a face that no ones what is happening in the back ground. She is stable and feet to the ground. She is super funny and crack up also super determined You will be so lucky to find her she makes your life so much better than it already was.
Omg is that Jorgina.”
I wish I could be her friend.
Jorgina by Jaxs2231 March 21, 2020
That guy is really jongin!
jongin by nariblessyah October 21, 2015
A male coworker typically named Joe who if a woman would have a large vagina. This individual will embrace the Joegina nickname, as they crave any excuse to use part of the word vagina in a sentence. A Joegina is a soft sensitive character with a heart of gold. A Joegina closely resembles Santa Claus and usually has a close friend with elf like characteristics.
"I think I saw him crying in the bathroom, he is being such a Joegina today"
Joegina by The F word November 6, 2012
when one is described as a jongin, it usually means that they are hot & highly likely to be daddy material.
person one: wow, that man really be out here lookin' like a jongin, huh¿¿

person two: quit it, samantha, he ain't all that jongined up
jongin by daesexual May 1, 2019
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