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Jontina is like the sun. She's the sweetest person you'll ever met. She is a ray of sunshine. She always will bring you joy.
Jontina is a sweetheart
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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011
1. The most beautiful, loving, wonderful creature in existence.

2. The epitome of sexiness and intelligence, a Jantina is always able to bring happiness and good cheer wherever she may be.

3. The essence of perfection. The Jantina oozes sensuality and emits a enlightening aura of peace and success.

4. A Jantina is always able to achieve any seemingly impossible goal and is almost distressingly perfect in every way.
As soon as Jantina walked into the room, everything seemed to brighten and take on a rosy hue.

Sean: Wow, look at her, she's amazing!!

Bob: Yeah, a total Jantina.
Jantina by Hanaquill February 4, 2010
Irritating R+B artist recently giving us the awful song 'Bad Ass Strippa' which discusses her issues of clothes, stripping and about how people are giving her 'lyrical diss'. I for one, am one of them.

Born to a Romany mother outside of Woking in a caravan (meaning she is a bonafide gypo), she has been labelled 'Queen of the Chavettes' by Scott Mills from Radio 1 and so she should be. The record should be banned, she should be shipped off to Antartica and then we'll see how she copes in her 'Gucci thong' then.

Talentless, couldn't sing for toffee and filling the chart with unbelievably awful music that makes you want to vomit. Truly dispicable.
JENTINA: 'Bad Ass Strippa in an Escalade, get out the truck I'm in St Tropez'

PERSON WITH SENSE: 'Shut the hell up, you're a gypo from Woking'

'You're such a Jentina'
Jentina by Oxford lad June 23, 2004
A jonjina is a penis that is so infestissimally small in width and girth that it resembles a large clitoris rather than an actual dick; and so resembles a vagina
Jon Weldons dick is so teeny, its not a dick its a jongina.
jongina by Polynesian Savior et.al. December 21, 2004

jontiana 

She is loyal, very smart,intelligent,rise,and will beat a bitch up .period
Jontiana will beat yo ass
jontiana by Jontiana April 18, 2019
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