Jontina is like the sun. She's the sweetest person you'll ever met. She is a ray of sunshine. She always will bring you joy.
Jontina is a sweetheart
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Jontina is a sweetheart
by Imunderyourbedandinyourcloset November 25, 2023
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Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
by Ma1ek June 29, 2011
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2. The epitome of sexiness and intelligence, a Jantina is always able to bring happiness and good cheer wherever she may be.
3. The essence of perfection. The Jantina oozes sensuality and emits a enlightening aura of peace and success.
4. A Jantina is always able to achieve any seemingly impossible goal and is almost distressingly perfect in every way.
2. The epitome of sexiness and intelligence, a Jantina is always able to bring happiness and good cheer wherever she may be.
3. The essence of perfection. The Jantina oozes sensuality and emits a enlightening aura of peace and success.
4. A Jantina is always able to achieve any seemingly impossible goal and is almost distressingly perfect in every way.
As soon as Jantina walked into the room, everything seemed to brighten and take on a rosy hue.
Sean: Wow, look at her, she's amazing!!
Bob: Yeah, a total Jantina.
Sean: Wow, look at her, she's amazing!!
Bob: Yeah, a total Jantina.
by Hanaquill February 4, 2010
Get the Jantina mug.Irritating R+B artist recently giving us the awful song 'Bad Ass Strippa' which discusses her issues of clothes, stripping and about how people are giving her 'lyrical diss'. I for one, am one of them.
Born to a Romany mother outside of Woking in a caravan (meaning she is a bonafide gypo), she has been labelled 'Queen of the Chavettes' by Scott Mills from Radio 1 and so she should be. The record should be banned, she should be shipped off to Antartica and then we'll see how she copes in her 'Gucci thong' then.
Talentless, couldn't sing for toffee and filling the chart with unbelievably awful music that makes you want to vomit. Truly dispicable.
Born to a Romany mother outside of Woking in a caravan (meaning she is a bonafide gypo), she has been labelled 'Queen of the Chavettes' by Scott Mills from Radio 1 and so she should be. The record should be banned, she should be shipped off to Antartica and then we'll see how she copes in her 'Gucci thong' then.
Talentless, couldn't sing for toffee and filling the chart with unbelievably awful music that makes you want to vomit. Truly dispicable.
JENTINA: 'Bad Ass Strippa in an Escalade, get out the truck I'm in St Tropez'
PERSON WITH SENSE: 'Shut the hell up, you're a gypo from Woking'
'You're such a Jentina'
PERSON WITH SENSE: 'Shut the hell up, you're a gypo from Woking'
'You're such a Jentina'
by Oxford lad June 23, 2004
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