jonco

An autistic kid that can't walk

(Jonco)Lazy ass nigga

jonco by Jonco May 8, 2022

doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

Joacoloco 

Nickname for a crazy guy named Joaquin. Translates to “Crazy Joaco” if you ever meet a Joacoloco get ready to have one of the craziest nights of your life. It’ll be dangerous but definitely memorable. People usually refer to these nights as Joaco Nights.

Dude 1: “Bro yesterday I went to a bar with Joacoloco!”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”

Joacoloco by Dancingcoyote November 22, 2019

Doing a Jono 

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

Doing a Jono by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Did a Jonno 

To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.

Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno

Did a Jonno by Jonno8825 January 2, 2009

Jonkonf'y 

Consensual soft kissing (in Klingon)

Torak looked deep into K'Paak's eyes endlessly yearning to Jonkonf'y.

Jonkonf'y by flagelin February 19, 2015

Janco 

Someone who will always make you laugh no matter what, they give the best comfort and they are very handsome ;) Keep them close because you would never wanna lose them.

He is never afraid to speak his mind and is always the talk of the class for his outstanding looks

Classmate: Damn. If only I were as charismatic as Janco.
Classmate 2: same bro. Same.

Janco by Thunderouschick September 16, 2021