Joncarlo

Name: Joncarlo Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The hottest person in the world with the biggest heart but he’s shy to show it and other people judge him but really he’s cute in the inside and the outside you just have to get to know him and Joncarlo is also very good at fortnite and will beat your ass any day

Joncarlo you stay out for the game (a few more games he’s still out) people don’t treat Joncarlo’s right

Joncarlo by Trippie red April 6, 2018

Get the Joncarlo mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Joncarlo

A cheeky little faggot cunt who can't 420 noscope to save his own life and binges Runescape to the point of misappropriation with aspect of a normal life. Often, such person finds himself questioning his own procrastination with often guilt from the subconscious of his own being.

Only a master Joncarlo can afk Runescape and still be getting great gains just for clicking every five minutes.

Don't pull another Joncarlo on me and tell me you don't know why you haven't done the hw you are supposed to do. No no, I believe you have 6 hours of hw. JUST DO IT!! gosh...

Everyone's waifu is a Joncarlo. A common necessity in daily life and reins over common deity casuals lol

Joncarlo by hecker101 July 11, 2016

Related Words

Joncarlo • Jancarlos • jencarlos • Joancarlo • Joecarlo • johncarlow • john carlo • Jhon Carlo • John Carlo Baltazar • John Carlo Mata

Joncarlo

A man that is built like Barney the dinosaur and is Mexican. He is a cool dude that shitposts. However he is now trying to turn baseball into his life, which is sad.

Skill issue Joncarlo.

Joncarlo by Ching chong lee February 28, 2023

Get the Joncarlo mug.

Jancarlos

A funny guy that most of the time his voice cracks when he tells funny ass jokes

That dude over there is such a jancarlos

Jancarlos by jose chica May 14, 2014

Get the Jancarlos mug.

jancarlo

a guy with big dick energy

yo i wish i had big dick energy like jancarlo

jancarlo by bbcboiz August 22, 2018

Get the jancarlo mug.

JonCarlos

JonCarlos is a gorgeous,gentle giant with a sweet disposition and trustworthy heart. He's loyal to a fault to those he cares about but don't let his gentle nature fool you..you DO NOT want to cross him or those in his circle the wrong way cause he is not afraid to show you his dark side.

That guy did a JonCarlos on you! You never shoulda messed with him!

JonCarlos by Glow45699 June 17, 2021

Get the JonCarlos mug.

Joecarlo

Someone with an abnormally large reproductive organ. Known to cook for people and make them laugh

Did you see Joecarlo’s ….? It’s huge

I’m going over Joecarlo’s house, it’s a feast over there.

Joecarlo by anonymous November 22, 2021

Get the Joecarlo mug.

trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on October 5, 2026

Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

Word of the Day on October 4, 2026

Get the kidulting mug.

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Get the Boffin mug.

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

Word of the Day on October 2, 2026

Get the Pee Calculus mug.