jompsturt 

connecting the wrong wires when jumpstarting a car resulting in the total obliteration of the entire electrical system of the car.

He jompsturted the car.

jompsturt by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa May 17, 2021

VH1 Jumpstart 

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.

VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray

VH1 Jumpstart by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

jumpstarting 

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

jumpstarting by Grimache March 14, 2008

Jumpstart 

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint

I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart

Jumpstart by JumpstartMyDay November 20, 2019

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.

Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.

Malibu Jumpstart by Oklahoma Sucks October 4, 2009

Jumpstart 

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

Jumpstart by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart 

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

california jumpstart by Texas Haz July 9, 2010