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VH1 Jumpstart 

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.
VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray
VH1 Jumpstart by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

jumpstarting 

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.
Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.
jumpstarting by Grimache March 14, 2008

Jumpstart 

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint
I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart
Jumpstart by JumpstartMyDay November 20, 2019

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.
Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.
Malibu Jumpstart by Oklahoma Sucks October 4, 2009

Jumpstart 

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before
My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood
Jumpstart by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart 

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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