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A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.
Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.
by Grimache November 07, 2008

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Verb. To knock someone down with a pelvic thrust. Similar in nature to a hip check.
It is strongly recommended that you wear a cup while cock trucking.

Cock trucking midgets can lead to eye injuries (for the midgets of course).
by Grimache April 16, 2008

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Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.
Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.
by Grimache March 14, 2008

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Slang term local to California's central coast.
1. Stacking. Verb. Event during which a group of 2 or more people pack bongloads to be shared amongst the group.
Kai is such a crazy stacker. That fool is always stacking mad nutty.
by Grimache March 19, 2008

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Noun. A computer virus contracted due to unprotected intimacy with web sites of ill repute. Note- Mac users are largely immune to the E-Clap.
I went to www.analsluts.com even though Norton told me not to. Now my computer has the E-Clap.

Dude! I told you not to go to www.boobs.org! Now you've got the E-Clap!
by Grimache May 15, 2009

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