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Jolia is a very unique name also someone you’d want to be friends with,She will always be there for you when you need her. When you first meet her she isn’t shy, shes a really confident girl, but once you get to know her more she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She would also make a great girlfriend, she will love you, kiss you,give you hugs. Jolia is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL AND HOT. Jolia will always speak her mind, she can be mean ASF but don’t take some stuff she says to the heart she play a lot. Shes a very kind person at first but if she hear you talking shit or doing anything to her that isnt nice, dont expect her to stay nice with you,Jolia dont like FAKE PEOPLE.
Jolia speaks her mind a lot , she doesn’t care what people think, she can be very presin and harsh with people sometimes, she can be a REBEL because she dont care. When people hurt her she will always give second chances, no doubt 3rd,4th,5th she will always forgive you. You’re lucky if you have a friend like Jolia, not a lot of people have this girl. Don’t everlose her
Ahaha you’re funny, lol do I care
Other people: Jolia got so much confidence
Jolia by wood92 March 25, 2019
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Jolia is a presin that don’t really care if you don’t like what she say if it’s how she feel it’s how she feel , she don’t Like FAKE people AT ALL she mean ASF but funny she play a lot so don’t take some stuff she say to the heart she loves food , it’s the key to her heart , and she just the type of person to tell you how it is.
Jolia: “it stank OMG y’all children need a bath
Other people: she so mean
jolia by Tayanpre January 31, 2019
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Angelina Jolie 

Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."

"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."

"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
Angelina Jolie by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007

angelina jolie 

the place where heaven meets earth. angelina jolie is a beautiful, sexy, perfect and kind hearted person. she is also a badass actress to boot.
angelina jolie by wootwoot1000 September 12, 2009

Angelina Jolie 

The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.

Yep, she's that good.

Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Angelina Jolie. What else can you say?
Angelina Jolie by JcDent June 17, 2007
A crazy directioner who has a strange taste of music. A white girl who's obsessed with hot dudes. A London dreamer who eats a lot.
Ashley: hey guess what I just found out

Joliesa: what

Ashley: I'm such a joliesa

Joliesa: -_-
Joliesa by tyi_fue April 30, 2014

Angelina Jolie 

She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
It's just not fair that Angelina Jolie gets to be so beautiful.
Angelina Jolie by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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