jolap 

Off-brand, generic. Not as good as the real thing.

Those are some jolap shoes your mom got you from Sears.

jolap by greensborogirl February 3, 2010

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011

jalapeño fingers

When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah

Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"

jalapeño fingers by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014

Jolana

Jolana’s are amazing very pretty girls pretty eyes silly goofy smart athletic but if you get on her bad side she can be a little rude like everyone or a little fake but that’s ok.

Jolana has a nice booty!

Jolana by Roller derby jay April 25, 2019

jalapeno torpedo 

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

jalapeno torpedo by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

Jolaade 

Jolaade is very beautiful and sweet. She's very talented, smart and ambitious. Everyone wants to be her friend. She is a family person. She loves to learn new things and she is always open to new ideas. Jolaade is also business savvy. She is good at investing and building her portfolio. She is also likely to be a millionaire by age 40. People can't tell how much wealth she's capable to acquiring because she stays humble. Everyone want to be like Jolaade.

Dear God, I want a Jolaade.

Jolaade by Go-getterrrrr February 2, 2020