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The most handsome guy who ever has been seen when you see a Joemari you need to bring him to a science lab so that they can make everyone look like him and whenever a girl looks at him they have an orgasm
Is that Joemari ahhhh
Joemari by Allahwakbar October 5, 2022
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The most handsome guy who ever lived he gets all the gyal dem when girls walk past him they instantly have an orgasm

🥵🥵🥵🥵he is also smoking hot
Is that joemari🥵🥵 ahhhh
joemari by Ur mum has a fat bum October 5, 2022
Joemari is a loyal man who has been a good friend all his life and you can ask all girls he has dated which is not much of them if this true also whenever girls see him they have an instant orgasm
Is that Joemari ahhhh
Joemari by Allahwakbar October 17, 2022

joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.
I wish I had my Jomarie back.

We need more Jomarie's in this cold, fucked up world.

What would I do without my Jomarie?
Jomarie by TRUTHbeTOLD July 29, 2012

Jormarie 

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man
Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Jormarie by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012