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A way to increase to increase the length and girth of the man's penis
Milking the penis is called jelquing
jelquing by The English gentleman November 2, 2017

Joiquin Phoenix

A person that is a complete idiot and has no idea how to win in a fight
That kid just got the shit beaten out of him like Joiquin Phoenix
Joiquin Phoenix by Don Juan April 6, 2005

Joiquin Phoenix

joiquin phoenix is a gorgeous and brilliant actor and i don't know how the world before us lived without him. He make movies like "signs" and "ladder 49" worth watching!
that sexy arse on show in buffalo soldiers meant you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off the t.v!?

joaquingaming20 

a total fucking chad m8
damn u kissed her flap ur a joaquingaming20
joaquingaming20 by jcgamer October 21, 2020
When someones balls is dipped into someones rectum
Martha enjoyed being included in the Jolqing session.
jolqing by Jolqingqueen May 27, 2024

Bungee Jelquing 

Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!

Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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