johst

down bad simp discordian pulling e kittens

Oh my god, that girl has 13-15 role we should save her from johst!!

by armedares September 18, 2022

Johnston Scholar

A term that is applied to Italian Americans of the outdoor sporty type,who mainly have a penchant of combining low intellect with muscle cars, and, especially high performance motorcycles. Origins in the 1980's,from the Johnston,Cranston,Providence Rhode Island areas,where there is a given ethnic population density of such-also known as the "Greater Tri-Gueed". Typical is thewearing of gold jewelry,designer sunglasses wedged on forehead but not used,gym pants and flip flop sandals,tank top or no shirt,and on a motorcycle,no helmet or any other protective
gear.Very excessive,aggressive driving or riding,which is normally accompanied by high fatality statistics.Johnston Scholars usually remove the speedometer from a sportbike,as they "only need a tach".Muffler removal and/or poor substitution is mandatory peer behavior.Most times they are seen to cruise or ride in packs of loud bikes,with antics like wheelies and burnouts.Socially, pretty obnoxious due to low intelligence.

"Christ ,did you SEE that moron almost clip my car then screw off with those other bikes? The cat
is a total Johnston Scholar."

by oldee worldee June 20, 2019

johnten

The realest ship of kpop. SM hates them. "I want to have XXXX with you. Fatass! Love you forever darling~" -Ten
Height difference kings. Literally 16 cm between them.

Oh my god look at johnten's height difference!

by ultsten July 13, 2018

Joseph Joestar

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.

Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo

by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017

Joast

The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.

Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!

by SleepyBv January 31, 2018

joestar

A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.

Damn, Joseph Joestar can whammu all night ;)

by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017

Johs

Noun.
The action of delaying an assignment until the day night before it's due. The following night will be spend writing at supersonic speed, but it's going to be finished no matter what. This action is super stressful for most average folks, and requires a special kind of mental to pull of successfully.

Bro 1: Bro 2, I really don't wanna do SOP right now.
Bro 2: Don't worry about it. You can just pull of a Johs.

by Doooeh December 15, 2021