johnsey

one of the illest dj's on the west side of melbourne also know as one of the sfc dj's or DJT

damn i wish johnsey would rip up my party pitty i cant afford him

by fryyzie August 4, 2007

Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts

Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010

johnsexual

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.

Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual

by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017

johnley

A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.

Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.

by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021

Johnsy

Cowboy dad; gun loving, shirt tucking, rodeo belt buckle wearing father of three. When he’s back home on the ranch, he’s slaving away bailing hay and taking care of the horses. Typically you’ll find him wearing reasonably comfortable dad shoes but when he’s really feelin’ himself, you can find him in the manliest of manly cowboy boots. He’s got the RBF of a hard working man but there’s just something about his smirk that lets you know he’s a softy at heart.

That man over yander that got his tractor stuck in his field is such a johnsy.

by b_shark July 12, 2019

Johney

Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.

"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"

by coomlag January 15, 2022

Jonsey

Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head

fuck jonsey he got the pump

by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018