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Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
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johnsey • Jonsey • johnsexual • johnrey • johnsen • Johnsense • Johney • Johney Darko • Johney Durex • johnley
johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
johnley
A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.
Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.
johnley by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021
Johnsy
Cowboy dad; gun loving, shirt tucking, rodeo belt buckle wearing father of three. When he’s back home on the ranch, he’s slaving away bailing hay and taking care of the horses. Typically you’ll find him wearing reasonably comfortable dad shoes but when he’s really feelin’ himself, you can find him in the manliest of manly cowboy boots. He’s got the RBF of a hard working man but there’s just something about his smirk that lets you know he’s a softy at heart.
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Jonsey
Jonsey by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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