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Jonsey time

To go to something at least 10 Minutes before it starts
Why are we going so early what are we doing? running on Jonsey time?
Jonsey time by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
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johnsexual 

When a guy is normally straight but has sexual feelings towards someone called John.
Wow that photo of John is hot, I'm feeling slightly johnsexual
johnsexual by Wheatophobic August 15, 2017
A loner is a person who does not seek out, or may actively avoid, interaction with other people. There are many potential reasons for their solitude; intentional reasons include being preoccupied with the accumulation of wealth or introverted, mystic, spiritual, religious, and personal considerations.
Johnley being defined their behaviors, values, and interests are “resistant to pressure from others,” and they are “interested in learning more about their personal experiences and emotions”.
johnley by Kei tanaka June 8, 2021
Cowboy dad; gun loving, shirt tucking, rodeo belt buckle wearing father of three. When he’s back home on the ranch, he’s slaving away bailing hay and taking care of the horses. Typically you’ll find him wearing reasonably comfortable dad shoes but when he’s really feelin’ himself, you can find him in the manliest of manly cowboy boots. He’s got the RBF of a hard working man but there’s just something about his smirk that lets you know he’s a softy at heart.
That man over yander that got his tractor stuck in his field is such a johnsy.
Johnsy by b_shark July 12, 2019
Usually the most interesting person in a discord server, either hated or loved with no inbetween.
"Johney isn't active right now? What's the point of sending a message then"
Johney by coomlag January 15, 2022
Default Boi with his square ass face bleached head
fuck jonsey he got the pump
Jonsey by Jacktheripper23 December 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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