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Johnscott is a famous YouTuber that has been around since the beginning of time. He is the one true big bullheffer. He is the most ancient and crusty being but is a great heffer and loves to role play bull heffers.
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by The most amazingly guy October 23, 2018
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John scott

The best player to ever lace up a pair of skates. Commonly referred to as "the great one" John Scott has surpassed every single NHL record with his out standing skill.
Did you see that Connor McDavid, he's the next John Scott
by Big Johnny Scott July 9, 2016
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Johnsontration

Intensly staring at some one, fantasizing about the person or persons involved with your penis (Johnson).
1. John: Why cant Joe hear me?
Mike: Because he's deep in johnsontration.

2. Damnit man! You broke my johnsontration!
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jonscot

someone who makes conversation with random people on the street, fairly annoying.
Man walks past with dog
"hii how are you?" (starts making random conversation)
Man: "what a jonscot
by dweeb2k9 September 15, 2009
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JohnGottiDDoS

Should We Pray To JohnGottiDDoS?
by NotJohngotti May 18, 2021
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Charlie John Scott

He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.
The Rapist Charlie John Scott captured another victim
by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022
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Jonscot

To present personal opinion or conjecture as though it were proven fact.
To conflate “reckons” with actual research or evidence.

Usually delivered with confidence but lacking substantiation.

Also a person or thing that presents opinion as fact, without any support or validation.
Someone who habitually mistakes their gut feeling for empirical truth.
Don’t jonscot your way through the report, we need real numbers.
He totally jonscotted the meeting — three vibes, zero facts.
Classic Facebook thread: 80% jonscotting, 20% cat pics.
She's a jonscot, doesn't know the difference between opinion and fact.
by Marque Mywords September 25, 2025
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