jonscot

someone who makes conversation with random people on the street, fairly annoying.

Man walks past with dog
"hii how are you?" (starts making random conversation)
Man: "what a jonscot

by dweeb2k9 September 15, 2009

Jonscot

To present personal opinion or conjecture as though it were proven fact.
To conflate “reckons” with actual research or evidence.

Usually delivered with confidence but lacking substantiation.

Also a person or thing that presents opinion as fact, without any support or validation.
Someone who habitually mistakes their gut feeling for empirical truth.

Don’t jonscot your way through the report, we need real numbers.
He totally jonscotted the meeting — three vibes, zero facts.
Classic Facebook thread: 80% jonscotting, 20% cat pics.
She's a jonscot, doesn't know the difference between opinion and fact.

by Marque Mywords September 25, 2025

johnscott

Johnscott is a famous YouTuber that has been around since the beginning of time. He is the one true big bullheffer. He is the most ancient and crusty being but is a great heffer and loves to role play bull heffers.

Johnscott...subscribelles

by The most amazingly guy October 23, 2018

jobscotching

marked by changing jobs usually in just a matter of a few months as a personal choice rather than necessarily being fired or laid-off; seeking to gain as much work experience as possible through many employment opportunities over short periods of time

Many millennials want to gain as much work experience as possible right out of high school or college and often resort to going from job to job or jobscotching to achieve this.

by JJam in MT May 3, 2021