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Jonscot
To present personal opinion or conjecture as though it were proven fact.
To conflate “reckons” with actual research or evidence.
Usually delivered with confidence but lacking substantiation.
Also a person or thing that presents opinion as fact, without any support or validation.
Someone who habitually mistakes their gut feeling for empirical truth.
To conflate “reckons” with actual research or evidence.
Usually delivered with confidence but lacking substantiation.
Also a person or thing that presents opinion as fact, without any support or validation.
Someone who habitually mistakes their gut feeling for empirical truth.
Don’t jonscot your way through the report, we need real numbers.
He totally jonscotted the meeting — three vibes, zero facts.
Classic Facebook thread: 80% jonscotting, 20% cat pics.
She's a jonscot, doesn't know the difference between opinion and fact.
He totally jonscotted the meeting — three vibes, zero facts.
Classic Facebook thread: 80% jonscotting, 20% cat pics.
She's a jonscot, doesn't know the difference between opinion and fact.
Jonscot by Marque Mywords September 25, 2025
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jobscotching
marked by changing jobs usually in just a matter of a few months as a personal choice rather than necessarily being fired or laid-off; seeking to gain as much work experience as possible through many employment opportunities over short periods of time
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fache-couture
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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