johnpal
The off brand version of Jean Paul. This man is the biggest freshie you vill ever see. He has a big fat moustache and always smells of pu even though he is named after perfume
He is such a Johnpal
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JohnHaloCE
man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021
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johnpal • John Palmer • Johnalyn • johnjalyn • Johnalbert • johnald crump • Johnalein • Johnaliza • johncall • Johneal
Johnpaul
The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.
johnald crump
Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016
johnwalkerhateaccepted
such a crazy gal . she may not appreciate mat-pat edits but it is excusable at times.
TOP 3 MUTUALS.
has a stinky fart fetish though…
TOP 3 MUTUALS.
has a stinky fart fetish though…
omg did u see johnwalkerhateaccepted new video all she does is talk about chris evans’ fat dump truck
johnwalkerhateaccepted by lizziewizzie July 11, 2021
Johnnald
a person that works real hard and wants the best for his family first and friends, peoples person, loves to eat and spend time with family and longs to have real friends that will be there for him, same way he will be for them. passionate man, loving, kind, caring,funny, attractive, my hero!
who I want to be when i grow up, Johnnald!
Johnnald by looking for a hero February 3, 2010
My friend johnpaul
My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021
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