johnpal

The off brand version of Jean Paul. This man is the biggest freshie you vill ever see. He has a big fat moustache and always smells of pu even though he is named after perfume

He is such a Johnpal

johnpal by Johnpul September 11, 2021

JohnHaloCE 

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!

man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.

JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021

Johnpaul 

The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.

Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.

Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.

Johnpaul by disbitchh October 30, 2018

johnald crump 

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

johnald crump by Piemann November 17, 2016

johnwalkerhateaccepted 

such a crazy gal . she may not appreciate mat-pat edits but it is excusable at times.

TOP 3 MUTUALS.
has a stinky fart fetish though…

omg did u see johnwalkerhateaccepted new video all she does is talk about chris evans’ fat dump truck

johnwalkerhateaccepted by lizziewizzie July 11, 2021

Johnnald

a person that works real hard and wants the best for his family first and friends, peoples person, loves to eat and spend time with family and longs to have real friends that will be there for him, same way he will be for them. passionate man, loving, kind, caring,funny, attractive, my hero!

who I want to be when i grow up, Johnnald!

Johnnald by looking for a hero February 3, 2010

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021