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Johnaliza 

Johna Liza

Johna

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.

everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.

Liza is one of the sweetest girls you will EVER meet. She is funny and has an amazing comeback for everything. Liza’s are usually AMAZING runners, and absolutely destroy on the track. She is one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet and she has an amazing smile. All the boys talk about her, but she will only give her heart to one of them. The boy she gives her heart to is a lucky guy cause not many people get to have a Liza. If you ever become friends with a Liza never let her go.
g:So you had a date with Johnaliza last night?
m:yeah, it was awesome. But I didn't get anything

Did you see Johnaliza win that race? She won by a mile!
Johnaliza by psychelunax June 7, 2021
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is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021
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To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
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johnasia 

Queen Lowkey! Independent! Hard-working! All about that dollar..
More women need to be like Johnasia
johnasia by Kdot December 21, 2016

joannaliza 

The best girlfriend there is.

Literally a masterpiece, a hottie as well
Joannaliza can be hot headed sometimes but that's part of her charm
Really talented person most caring one
And pretty damn fine

Joannaliza can be deceiving
Will act innocent but when you finally know her and be closer she can be preettyy damn wild it's dangerous

If you have Joannaliza in your life
Protecc her at all cost and cherish them forever they are one in a hundred million.
Joannaliza is damn fine at the same time cute
joannaliza by TURTLE26 May 13, 2022
Jonaliza is trustworthy,has a kind heart, a supportive friend. She can't even say no to friends. Jonaliza isn't afraid of improving her skills through diligent constant practice. She is a person that you can count on but if you messed up with her, you'll lose her. So take good care of her.
Jonaliza a person that you don't want to lose.
Jonaliza by blessly June 8, 2021
Jonaliza has a kind heart, trustworthy, supportive friend and gentle. She can't even say no to others. She is friendly and funny to be with. Jonaliza isn't afraid to improve skills through diligent and constant practice. She is very helpful but don't messed up with her otherwise you'll lose her.
Jonaliza a friend that you can count on.
Jonaliza by blessly June 7, 2021
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