Johnpaul 

The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.

Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.

Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.

Johnpaul by disbitchh October 30, 2018

Johnpaul Burgueno 

Another word for idiot.

Johnpaul Burgueno is an idiotic excuse for a person.

Johnpaul Burgueno by njohnson16 June 15, 2014

My friend johnpaul 

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

My friend johnpaul by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

sammy johnpaul 

He is a ver cute, funny, romantic lad
All the girls adore him and all the boys wanna be his mate and not get on the wrong side of him. He is a very sporty and smart boy also got a (BID) big Irish dick

Alice:oh look it Sammy johnpaul

Bob:babe look away he to good for yr eyes
Lilly:he shore is 😍

sammy johnpaul by Millypilly November 29, 2020

John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

John Paul 

John Paul usually has a lot of humor, intelligence, and a lot of self doubt. John Paul will put a smile on your face every time you talk to him. There will be times whenever he is a deprived person, and he is very open with different situations to those he can trust. John Paul's usually love video games, and technology. All the girls in school know him, and girls adore him. They are jealous of who he is friends with, and what girls he talks to. You can't speak too much trash about John Paul, because usually he would get mad.

Girl: omg look it's John Paul!
Girl2: isn't he so cute?!?
Guy: damn, I wish I was as good as John Paul

John Paul by I need name ideas December 9, 2017

John Paul Jones 

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.

"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).

John Paul Jones by Rob L. October 21, 2004