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Johneal is very likable easy going and good-natured personality with a love for people. He will do anything to avoid friction among others He could have musical or artistic talents but find it difficult to concentrate his efforts in one area long enough to accomplish anything Spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and expressive himself, he likes to see people happy and go out of his way to create harmony amongst them. He finds it difficult to discipline his desires and emotional feelings to idealistic and impractical . He would not find it easy to make a success in the business world. He is inclined to procrastinate and let things slide and to make promises that he find difficult to fulfil although you have the best of intentions.
Man I wish I had a johneal
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Johnelle 

Johnelle is a beautiful, loving, caring person ull ever meet. Johnelle is the best to be around and will make ur day just by looking at her. She is a very chill and funny person, get u a johnelle!
Johnelle’s are the best to have around
Johnelle by steph- June 29, 2018
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JohnHaloCE 

that one fucking Legend of Twitter. suspended? yes. does his legacy live on? hell yeah!
man 1 - yooo... check this out...
man 2 - what the fuck? bro this is some good shit. who is this twitter legend?
man 1 - JohnHaloCE
man 2 - damn he's a fucking legend.
JohnHaloCE by StormcloakODST July 16, 2021
Johnel is boy that every girl want , his love is toxic. He’s so athletic it stands out more than his looks. What girl doesn’t want a man about his sports? He has a diamond touch he’s charming dressed up. He won’t break your heart.
“Omg bestie I just met a johnel”

Bestie: “BIHHHHH we gotta celebrate
Johnel by DayanaGotIt November 25, 2018
A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)
Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.

The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
Johnell by inevitableloser November 24, 2018
Someone who is very truthful, faithful and someone who dreams big
Johneauah....
johneauah by Johneauah January 23, 2020
Jahneals are very intelligent and cute girls. They can be a little clumsy and annoying but once you get to know her, you will love her.
-"Is that a Jahneal?"
-"I think so, she's so cute and funny"
-"Yea"
-"she's a bit annoying though"
-"I still wanna date her"
jahneal by DeeDee567 November 25, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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