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johnathin 

Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck
meh boi Johnathin is a fkn goat at life bruski
johnathin by slussysenis December 15, 2019

jonaleen 

She's a simple girl with a mind-blowing personality. She has the sweetest smile and the cutest laugh and though she'll never admit, she has the prettiest face too. She may not seem like much but once you get to know her you'll find that she's beautiful in every way, from the way she thinks to the way she speaks. Her sophisticated mind is her biggest asset and she's not afraid to be straightforward. If you meet her, you'll find that she's a necessary part in your life.
When Jonaleen smiles, all my problems seemingly disappears.

She's so beautiful, yet she doesn't know.
jonaleen by theguywhosendsyouhome November 22, 2021

johnavin 

A sexy and strong man who is usually really (funny). He has a large cock and and great personality. He is loyale,rich and polite. He kills people with his incredible fortnite skills.
"Omg Johnavin is so hot".
johnavin by SupperDupper December 9, 2018
A very beautiful Filipino girl, who is not approachable but once you get to know her she is the coolest person ever. She’s so chill and funny, her laugh is the best thing ever. She also smells very good, and is very clean. She’s very talented, she can sing, dance, and draw etc... she is also creative and fashionable. One last thing, she has the greatest smile of all.
Boy: Jonalin’s so pretty

Girl: I know, I wish I looked like her
Jonalin by Suckonmytoez November 7, 2019
A very beautiful Filipino girl, who is not approachable but once you get to know her she is the coolest person ever. Has a great personality. She’s so chill, friendly and funny, her laugh is the best thing ever. She’s very talented...she is also creative and fashionable. She has the greatest smile of all. One last thing, she's the person u need to talk to when ur down to make ur day better.
"U need Jonaline in your life"
Jonaline by D3andii November 20, 2021

Johnakinized 

1. Having a house or living quarters in such a mess that it hinders movement and health
2. Being left for dead by a crappy ex
She left him in a Johnakinized state
Johnakinized by virtusf July 25, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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