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JohnCarlos
An amazing person who’s probably obsessed with Disney. Loves Tom Holland and is probably gonna marry him someday. PAA Student
He’s JohnCarlos
JohnCarlos by JCH616 November 21, 2021
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johncall • John Callahan • johncarlow • john carlo • John Allen • john-carl • John Collins • John Hall • john allain • John Allanson
johncarlos
johncarlos by wrdddd November 21, 2021
johncarlow
johncarlow by pretentious anime fan November 21, 2021
JohnCarlo
JohnCarlo - A person whom can only be described as terrible. Someone who constantly lies, Always insults others, Is always sad or angry, Is never happy with his life no matter what he does to better himself, and lastly he trys to fall in love but always becomes more hated afterwards.
In other words JohnCarlo is someone who isn't deserving of Love and Affection and should be hated by everyone around him.
In other words JohnCarlo is someone who isn't deserving of Love and Affection and should be hated by everyone around him.
johncarl
Johncarl is a cold person at first but when you start getting to know him he's actually sweet.
He's also short and good at everything that he does.
He's also short and good at everything that he does.
johncarl by Joselito Carlito March 7, 2022
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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