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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac 

A 7 issue comic book series created by Jhonen Vasquez, following the life of a mentally unstable and tormented man, named Johnny.
Now, Johnny C. (Nny for short) talks to his inner voices reflected in inanimate objects, goes on many philosophical rants, terrorizes his little neighbor and most of all: kills people. A lot of people. Though most of his victims seem to have deserved their gory fate, as the story progresses, Nny seems to loose his focus and kills for rather petty reasons. Well now, I won’t ruin the plot for you. Read it for yourself.

The nature of the humor (Yes, this is in fact a very humorous series) is of course, rather dark, with ironic puns and most of all; satire.
" Hey, did you read the last issue of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac?"

" Dear Diary,
Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me." - Nny

Words you can keep

Johnny the Homocidal Maniac 

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.
Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac 

an extremely underrated comic by our lord and savior Jhonen Vasquez
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM) is good . please read it

Johnny-on-the-spot

A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
When you need help, call me and I will be your Johnny-on-the-spot" "Oooh, thank you, girl!
Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011

Johnny On The Spot 

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005

johnny-on-the-spot

Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.

Being on time or in the correct place.
Hector, You were hella johnny-on-the-spot with those fries when I got the munchies.
johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008

Johnny On The Roger 

This is a phrase/term that stands for giving head or handjob. When one does it to thierself it is to be called a Roger Johnson. To be used as a verb.
Vicky was a slut and Jonnied Nick's Roger on the first date.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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