Johnny-on-the-spot
A person who is on hand and ready to perform a service or respond to an emergency; An unusually alert fellow who is capable of decisive action, seizing an opportunity.
Johnny-on-the-spot by GJ's April 24, 2011
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johnny-on-the-spot
Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party.
Being on time or in the correct place.
Being on time or in the correct place.
johnny-on-the-spot by Rafi R January 6, 2008
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Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
Johnny-on-the-Spot by thurb March 31, 2023
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Johnny On The Spot by Jeff K August 7, 2005
Johnny on the Spot
Man in nursing home: What the hell is that?
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Johnny on the Spot by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008
johnny on the spot
The act of shitting on the sunroof of a car, which results in fecal matter splattered on the driver's head/face upon opening the sunroof.
I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.
johnny on the spot by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009
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Johnny On The Spot by Refinnej September 2, 2005
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