johanee

A hot sexy latina you dont want to be your ex, though your a lucky ass guy if you have her.

"Johanee has a phat ass"

by ItsyaboiPR54 May 12, 2018

johansen

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johanie

She is smart. She is open minded, trustworthy, and dedicated. She cares deeply for her family. She is a great friend. She understand you. Shes has lots of friends and comes off as mean or intimating but she's actually nice and sweet. If you ever meet her, be nice and she will do the same. She is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world but don't provoke her otherwise you'll experience something (Evil Smirk).

Girl1: Johanie is here...
Girl2: Be nice to her, she's kinda mean.
Girl1: I don't think she's mean...she looks strict.

by Wannah August 17, 2021

Johanned

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010