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Jimmy Johnned 

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.
I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.
Jimmy Johnned by fixpert December 31, 2015
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020
Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
Johannes by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit

Johannelund 

Johannelund, in West Stockholm, Sweden is a station on the Green Rail municipal commuter system.

This municipal railway system was, interestingly, started in 1941, the very same year that some other European railway systems were being bombed out of existence. Doubtless, the tax base that financed this particular railway was likely derived from funds obtained from trading with various warring powers (no need to mention specific countries, is there?).
In the late 20th and early 21st Centuries, a sometimes heated dialogue has emerged in Sweden about the country's former blindness to the midcentury crimes of the Nazis; members of both sides of this dialogue have ridden the Green Rail system, stopping, perhaps, at the Johannelund station, quite possibly unaware of how the funds for the railway system had been originally generated.
In all fairness to the Swedes, nonetheless, it should be pointed out that their country's attitude towards the Nazis was often influenced by the vulnerability of their geographical location. At times in the 1940s, Sweden was completely surrounded by German-controlled countries and, as such, could have been invaded at the drop of ein Stahlhelm (Ger: steel helmut).
Johannelund by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009