Johanneke

Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.

That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.

by Joadmirer November 22, 2021

Johanneke

Your best friend. The one that’s always there for you. This person is amazing, always there for you and looks fire. She’s trustworthy, loyal, fashionable and above all kind. If you ever feel like your world is falling apart this person can fix it. She is so inspiring because of the light that she can bring on to others. Sometimes she can be a bit stubborn but that’s just because she thinks their friends and family deserve the best that she could think of. To sum it up, this person deserves the world<3

Johanneke is amazing

by N._<3 November 22, 2021

Janneke

A beautiful girl whose smile can light up the room. She will get the most loveliest boyfriend and take immense precaution of their relationship. A Janneke will get hurt but will always retaliate stronger than ever.

"I really wish I could find a girl like Janneke"
"She has a boyfriend, of couse"
"...dammit."

by ZoSMURF September 25, 2011

Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.

Johannes christ our lord and saviour

by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johanned

When a woman lets a guy move in and takes care that fuckboy and he leaves once he gets you pregnant.

Me: What's new with Kesley?
Drew: You haven't heard? She got Johanned.

by Huh-wtf? June 12, 2018

johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010