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A loving person with BBC and felumptious lips. Usually a master of disguise and world record of fasting mcdonalds eating in a minute. if u meet a Joezze u are lucky do have such a good sex partner and maid for all your sexual desires an d cleaning servises. ps always avalible for quay/county lines drug running
That joezze could really get that maid job
joezze by Joezzw June 8, 2021
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When you get something completely and terribly wrong.
You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.
Jezzed by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013
Related Words
joezze jozzer jezze Jezzed jezzel joezel joeziel jozzelle Jaezzel Jezzebel
A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.
D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D
Meaning: "God is my help"

A chill and reserve person, at first glance he may seem serious and cold but actually is a very nice person who loves to make people laugh, even if it's at his own expense. Unfortunately, they can have a very kind nature that is easily exploited, due to people taking advantage, he may have severe trust issues with even the closest of friends and family. Usually very humble and closed off, they don't like to wander too far from their comfort zone. Once you get to know them though, they can be very good friends for life who'll help you in your times of need.
"Joezer is so nice but he keeps meeting the wrong people, hopefully it doesn't happen again"
Jezzel is such an amazing girl. She usually has gorgeous eyes. Shes really hot too and can get many guys after her. She’s really nice and caring. Get yourself a Jezzel because she’s just perfect.
Jezzel is so fucking hot
jezzel by I Fucked Yo Daughter December 30, 2017
When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.
You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."
Jezzed by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016
Something a little bit fancy or extra special.
Oh that dress is very jouzzey.

That restaurant is a bit jouzzey.
jouzzey by oxymilo September 24, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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