Jozzed 

A current and much more sexier way of saying jizzed.

D: I just jozzed at the thought of that.

S: I tend to do that. ;D

Jozzed by thesexiestmotherfuckerever April 12, 2009

Jazzed 

An intense expression of happiness.

Chloe: I'm so frickin jazzed today

Ruby: why?

Chloe: I got a free taco 😫

Jazzed by Spicysalt November 19, 2017

jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jezzed 

When you get something completely and terribly wrong.

You Jezzed the carpet just like you Jezzed the directions, Dad! He Jezzed it.

Jezzed by Ricky Rape September 12, 2013

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

Jizzed my pants by kam75xx April 11, 2021

Sun Jizzed 

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

Sun Jizzed by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010

Jizzed 

After masturbation is complete; or the act of cumming on someones face

I Once Jizzed on my girlfriends face.

Jizzed by Brett April 25, 2005