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An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Wow he's a joebert
joebert by Pshhvta May 15, 2018
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A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.
He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.
joepert by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015
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A slang term for a promiscuous woman. Commonly used by drunk bikers; the term "Joubert" reached the height of it's popularity in 2010 via online escort services catered to low income clientele.
We should go hit the bars in Oshkosh tonight. I've got an extra $10 set aside in case I need to find a Joubert.
Joubert by Greg the Collins September 5, 2011
another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.
I'm away for a jorbert!
jorbert by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007
To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.

It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.

Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.

Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
Joubert by Dudman October 21, 2011

Joubert Scale 

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
Joubert Scale by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
the couple that's doesn't care what other people think
jobert is an inseparable couple
jobert by jordyn100 November 6, 2018
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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