joberto 

He is that type of friend that doesnt talk about his feelings,but you can see it sometimes if you lucky.He is the short friend that isnt afraid of anyone no matter the size and will fight for you.

Joberto has been fighting everyone that stands and his way

joberto by Drizzy_// March 14, 2024

jobert 

the couple that's doesn't care what other people think

jobert is an inseparable couple

jobert by jordyn100 November 6, 2018

jobert 

a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.

"There is a big Jobert in the Room"

jobert by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017

Jobertime 

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.

I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.

Jobertime by Job Ertime May 18, 2023

Jobert Fridolan 

People who are kind and generous to others are also lovable, because they deserve love in return for giving it to others.A trustworthy person is reliable, responsible, and can be trusted completely. He is a trustworthy and level-headed leader.

Jobert Fridolan is a trustworthy person

Jobert Fridolan by Stevenfrido November 23, 2021

Jobert 

Someone who is incredibly happy with their job

I heard Phillip is a private investigator now , it was his dream job and ever since he’s been a Jobert

Jobert by Pookiebearwar January 25, 2023

Joberted 

Joberted (verb)

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒoʊ-bər-tɪd/

To alter or shift the narrative or focus of a situation, typically in response to criticism or accountability, while simultaneously avoiding true responsibility or direct accountability for one's actions or decisions.

To present oneself as accepting responsibility for a problem or failure, but in a manner that ultimately deflects or diminishes one's actual involvement or culpability, often by framing the issue in a way that minimizes personal fault or shifts blame.

Here are some examples of what it is like to be Joberted:

Person 1: Hey this is what you did, you should own up to it and not change the narrative to make yourself look better.
Person 2: Youknowhowlongibeenwaitingforthis

Person 2: gets invited to a party by Person 1's friend after repeated attempts to guilt trip Person 1 into inviting him to said party
Person 2: Wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfere

Person 1: I've opened up to you and I really trust you, I hope you don't go behind my back and do something deplorable that would permanently ruin our friendship!
Person 2: ermm...

Joberted by aenys January 6, 2025