A former NFL player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high
school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has
multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very
entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.