A former NFL
player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’
s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include
glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country
music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.
According to Hohnny Jebert, Strake Jesuit would have won the college
football championship if they played how they did back in his
day, when
people respected Enron and wore vests daily.