A former NFL player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.
According to Hohnny Jebert, Strake Jesuit would have won the college football championship if they played how they did back in his day, when people respected Enron and wore vests daily.
by urfavclare February 9, 2025
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LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY
LIBERTY: we did, remember? last summer, we agreed on using the king size condom? the one that slipped off?
JT: huh
LIBERTY: JT, im pregnant
JT: *crashes car into bus stop*
THIS COUPLE IS KNOWN AS JIBERTY
by oolaleii November 21, 2006
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boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!
by T-Hug January 14, 2013
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Wow he's a joebert
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"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"
"Um, I'll need some gas money"
"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
"Um, I'll need some gas money"
"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
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