joe-john

Someone that is so misguided and confused at life, that they don't know their own name. This trait often rubs off into their everyday activities, often causing them to give off a negative aura.

Normal Person : "Hey! What's your name?"
Socially Awkward Person: "It's Joe, err, John.. It's John."
Normal Person : "Alright Joe-John, I'm going to leave now. Let's pray we never talk to each other again."

joe-john by rmag_tnc December 9, 2013

joe john woods

very fragile man with a kind heart. woman love him boys hate him, always has something to say. thinks he's karate kid with thos sloppy kicks. keep that guard up rkid.

joe john woods likes wood

joe john woods by benhev_08 October 3, 2025

jimmy john joe 

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.

hey you jimmy john joe

jimmy john joe by baby_devil May 14, 2019

Skippy John Joe 

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

Skippy John Joe by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.

Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?

John in my Joe by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020

Joe-Johnson 

South Jersey slang for hitting a female person or hitting someone with huge amount of strength and power straight in the face. Aka Super Saiyan level. (Comes from a 2016 Freshmen in South Jersey named Joe J. hit a girl in the face after she purposely poured milk allover him. Also used as Joey Jayed.

Damn bro that nigga Joe-Johnson'd that bitch.

Joe-Johnson by SJSlang December 26, 2017

Joe Johnson 

A large caliber revolver handgun. .357, .44 mag

My favorite pistols are nickel plated, snub nosed Joe Johnsons.

Joe Johnson by Larroe January 11, 2012