jodam

Thickest bitch ever

She’s a real jodam

by Lazer tiddie March 7, 2022

Jonamae

Jonamae

She's cute, intelligent, faithful, beautiful,
and everything. BEST GIRL

take care always 'Mae

Here comes the angel, Jonamae 'da!

by iwllnvrfrgtu June 8, 2021

Jobama

A surreal corruption of joe mama and Obama.

A: I just got off the phone with Joe.
B: Who’s Joe?
A: Jobama

by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

jordamn

a unique nickname given to a girl whose name is jordan that happens to be more than attractive. usually very sexy and seductive.

oh shit, can it be? it is! its jordamn! (emphasize the damn)

by nybro4evr May 18, 2008

jodalis

She is a Latina girl. she is the best loyal wonderful friend you can ever have.she is cute,nice,unique and fearless.she might look like and angle but she is not . Always has your back in a fight . She is very smart and beautiful.She is the one person that will have your back anytime and any day. she is the one friend that you won’t want to lose.

Jodalis is amazing

by Jodalis November 21, 2018

Jodana

Jodana is a great person and has lots of potential and friends who really like her. She is one of the fun and funniest person to be friends with. She is very pretty. She is nice, warm-hearted, kind, loyal, trustworthy, and a lot more. Sometimes she can act weirdly funny when she's around her best friends. But she does have a bad side to her. She can be very very dirty when she wants. She has done bad stuff in the pass. She doesn't judge a book by it cover all the time, but she will still accept you as a person. She's a very laid-back person and is always on her phone. One of her favorite things to do to her friends are take videos of them so she could see all the good times they had. Jodana hates saying no to people because she does not want them to think she's mean. Family and best friends are the first thing she cares about. The biggest fear she can have is losing somebody she cares about without saying goodbye. Her grades are very good and she makes honor roll like all the time.

Jodana is a nice person

by Summer5678 January 23, 2019