jobux 

Bux or currency that are from Joe

1:Can I have Jobux
2:No

jobux by Gavo3o December 15, 2021

Jobud 

Guys that like to jerk off with others.

Me and Frank are jobuds.

Jobud by Gtek November 19, 2019

Joburg

Johannesburg. Coolest city in the world.

It is the most dangerous city outside of a war zone. It has the friendliest people in the world. It can both take away and restore your faith in humanity on the same day.
The Northern Suburbs are so green that they're one of the largest artificial forests in the world (just drive north on the M1 past the St.Andrews street bridge, and all you see is trees to the horizon, with a few buildings sticking out at Sandton, Rosebank and Randburg).
In Joburg the traffic cops take cheques and the minibus taxis and nightclub bouncers are run by the mafia.
Beggars at the traffic lights earn more than doctors and roadside hawkers actually go onto the highway in rush hour. The streets change names 3 times a year and the baggage handlers at the airport are more likely to open your bag and replace your digital camera with a kilo of cocaine than not.
Every second street is closed for roadworks and the Gautrain (due to be completed in 2011, but will probably only be ready in 2014) will be Africa's first subway.
A major landmark is a huge soccer-ball shaped balloon tethered to the ground, with a restaurant on it, right next to a shopping centre that looks like a medieval Italian town.
Even your guard dogs, security guards and the police are not safe from the criminals, and Kyalami is the biggest equestrian suburb in the world.
Edenvale is Chinese, Bruma is Lebanese, Cyrildene is Jewish, Kempton Park is Russian, Hillbrow is Nigerian.
There are more goldmines than in any other city on Earth, and the central train station is the world's largest inland container terminal.
Melville, Rivonia, Fourways and Parkhurst are THE places go at night, but only if you don't mind waking up naked in a dumpster with a silly hat and a new tattoo.
All the cellphone towers are disguised as trees, but the tallest building in the city is a radio tower with a billboard and office on it.
It a first-world city in a third-world continent, and despite everything the corrupt, bigoted thieving lying brain-dead government can do to turn South Africa into a banana republic African shithole, Joburg just keeps growing and growing.

We live in Joburg, the only place to be!

Joburg by George McBob May 18, 2009

Joburg boet 

It is a high-school male student from Johannesburg. They usually wear a buttoned shirt, with a bucket hat and Air forces.

This weekend I partied with a Joburg boet

Joburg boet by JoburgBoet1 March 9, 2021

Joburg

Biggest city in South Africa. The economic hub and boasts the highest GDP per capita in South Africa. Friendly people and great shopping. It is NOT the capital of South Africa, Pretoria has that honour, but is the capital of the Gauteng province. It doesn't have the worlds highest crime rate, even Cape Town has a higher murder rate.
PS, Sandton is part of Johannesburg.

For brilliant nightlife, Joburg rocks!

Joburg by Mogster on the prowl December 25, 2005

jobun 

1. A nickname to use for someone with no nickname.

2. A nickname given to someone whose name you can't remember.

"Okay, see you later Pistol!"
"Yeah, later.........jobun."

jobun by sheeeebub July 14, 2009

Jobus 

Derived from the Greco-Latin word Jobucles (Jo-buh-kleez) meaning "vastly superior sarcasm and wit matched only by his ability to top himself".

In the classical Chinese, it is similar in meaning to the name of the great philosopher Facetious.

WARNING: More than 10 seconds of exposure to one known as Jobus will result in extreme giggliness or frustration - often a combination of both.

Jobus is at it again. (See sentence referencing the use of "Facetious")

Facetious say, "A penny saved is a penny unspent. So hand it over."

Jobus by Thugster C October 20, 2009