Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.

Joe: "What's up rassclaat, I make musical art"
Anyone Nearby: "Fucking hell that was such a Joeism"

Joeism by Nam Hef December 13, 2018

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joreism

The philosophy of the mediocre corporate manager. For example, a manager who manipulated their way to the top of a hierarchy and then needs to stifle ambitious employees in order maintain their position.

Joreism is the reason employee turnover is so high. The department can't improve retention numbers or meet quarterly goals if no one thinks their efforts will be rewarded.

joreism by BlakelikesBBC July 17, 2020

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Jobism

The discrimination and mistreatment of others based on financial income source or lack thereof.

Telling someone that they don't deserve to be able to support themselves with an entry level job is blatant jobism.

Jobism by MidwestMasterpiece June 24, 2022

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Joeism

The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo

Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.

Joeism by Dewage83 November 10, 2017

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