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The philosophy of the mediocre corporate manager. For example, a manager who manipulated their way to the top of a hierarchy and then needs to stifle ambitious employees in order maintain their position.
Joreism is the reason employee turnover is so high. The department can't improve retention numbers or meet quarterly goals if no one thinks their efforts will be rewarded.
joreism by BlakelikesBBC July 17, 2020
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Anything relating to jobe or jobeism
"This is the ultimate jobeism."
jobeism by sdrowo February 27, 2023
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Something very annoying that Joe (Basic White Nerd) does on a regular basis. This includes, but is not limited to, thinking he is a professional rapper, trying to downplay his severe nerdiness and thinking he is black.
Joe: "What's up rassclaat, I make musical art"
Anyone Nearby: "Fucking hell that was such a Joeism"
Joeism by Nam Hef December 13, 2018
The religious beliefs of a group of teenage suburbanite males named Joe. Based on the belief that being named Joe, ironically, makes you far superior to "your average Joe". Pillars of this religion include disbelief in typical organized religion, excessive amounts of intoxicants (namely tobacco and alcohol), mountain dew, skateboarding and women. Typically the life of every party especially the ones they threw. The guys people wanted to be around and follow blindly. #Joeism #GetLikeJoe #WhatWouldJoeDo
Those dudes used to be super basic, they must have recently found Joeism.
Joeism by Dewage83 November 10, 2017
A common phase ingeniously created by Joe, and adopted by the masses with thanks.
"Feed up when the feeding's good." (A common joeism)
Joeism by afarbetterplace January 12, 2019
Joeism is the religion of Joe Tazuna from the game 'Your Turn To Die'.
"I joined Joeism today!"
Joeism by SouHiyori November 28, 2020

Joreihmo 

A pine man that always fights for what is right.

People named Joreihmo are almost always friends with people named Lucas
Joreihmo pass me the pine
Joreihmo by ThedaringUrban November 20, 2021
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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